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SULFITE CLUB

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>>> CLEVER SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT WINE >>> CONTAINS SULFITES >>> MAY CONTAIN OPINIONS >>>

You are member #000000 (you were not supposed to tell anyone)

~ The Rules ~

1. You don't talk about Sulfite Club.

2. You DO NOT talk about Sulfite Club.

3. If someone says "I get headaches from the sulfites," you smile and pour them a white.

4. Pinky out. Always.

(pictures coming soon, my scanner is broken)

👕What's your Beaujolais Cru?
A zodiac wheel. Find your sign. Find your cru. Blame the stars.

👕100% Lunar Bullshit
An official-looking certification seal. It is not official. It is bullshit. Lunar.

👕It's okay, it's F*&%ing Burgundy
For every price tag you've ever defended out loud.

👕Santé and that's OK!
A little coupe. Some bubbles. A lot of self-acceptance.

👕What's yer YAN?
Back: "Mine's low. THAT'S WHY I'M LIKE THIS."

👕#sulfiteclub
The badge. Wear it and say nothing (see Rule 1).

The cork is dry
The night is long
I swirled my glass
And the swirl was wrong

- written by a member at 2am, after the third Morgon

Press for brooding cellar music. Candles sold separately.

CONTAINS
SULFITES NO
FRAMES HAND
CODED 21+
ONLY